business-satire

Per previous email

May 17 • Please See Attached

Life-cycling Miracles

May 3 • Please See Attached

Cheating Within the Bounds of Reality

Apr 5 • Please See Attached

I was there. I saw what you didn't do.

Mar 22 • Please See Attached

Strategic Decoupling

On corporate speech, failed marriages, and the words we can’t say anymore

Jan 5 • Please See Attached

Listen to the Farts

What Your Relatives' Farts Are Trying to Tell You About Your Job

Dec 21, 2025 • Please See Attached

The meeting starts at 2:00 PM and Greg is already doing the thing with his mouth.

Dec 7, 2025 • Please See Attached

The Gratitude Offensive

Confessions from the person who measured your feelings for profit.

Nov 23, 2025 • Please See Attached

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tracker

Nov 9, 2025 • Please See Attached

The Pooper Effect

A Pattern Study

Oct 27, 2025 • Please See Attached

A modest proposal concerning departure protocols and frosting-based equity

Oct 12, 2025 • Please See Attached

Expose just enough of yourself to be charming, but not enough to be remembered.

Oct 5, 2025 • Please See Attached

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